DYNAMICLY

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

(via rememberyouaremortal)

"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches."
Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)

(via rememberyouaremortal)

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

(via okaymad)

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod, via yungazaleaa)

"When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?"
(160/365) by (DS)

(via breecreedy)

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(via mehrealradical)

bigbootybitchesbehatin:

 

current emotion: 20% battery

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via heartless--lovers)

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